i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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