Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
there is glitter all over my balls
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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