There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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