But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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