Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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