I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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