Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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