My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Say something about gay babies.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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