is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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