im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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