There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
