Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
But theres a keg here and me gusta
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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