Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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