Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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