GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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