thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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