So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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