Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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