No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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