He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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