two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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