No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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