she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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