you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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