i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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