Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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