she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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