Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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