Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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