so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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