I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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