where am i from again
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
