fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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