So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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