you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Vodka?
Forever.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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