Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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