You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
