I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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