the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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