Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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