I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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