I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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