I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
