All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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