AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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