You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He passed out mid-signature
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
