Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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