Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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