youre lurking in front of me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
