Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
