I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
