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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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