you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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