a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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